Oh... The Irony Is Killing

"...you know Nugget and Sour's like stalkers? Okay, yea i wish i could be dumb enough to write an entire paragraph to your facebook ...wall like every five god damn seconds. Yo. . .So i completly also figured their retarted, and so is well, chewyy"


---If you're going to be a fucking dumb bitch and write shit like this, please make sure you understand what the words mean that you're using.
I.E.
STALKERS: Dumb bitches that make fake Facebook profiles and then add the 'stalkee' as a friend. These dipshits also add friends of the 'stalkee' in hopes that they'll dig up some interesting information. They then proceed to comment on the 'stalkee''s profile pictures: "yummy", walls, and on statuses. Not only do they comment on things, but also they get really super angry when you expose them to the 'stalkee'. I've had such unpleasant experiences with stalkers, though always second-hand, thank God. After being exposed, they then get deleted off the 'stalkee''s friend list. As they should be. Unfortunately, via Facebook, you cannot have anyone committed to a mental hospital with the click of a mouse, much like deleting a psycho off your friend list. There's always hope for the future though!
PARAGRAPHS: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU JUST WROTE YOU FUCKTARD? At least mine are full of love and inside jokes, instead of jealousy and rage. And bitterness. And I'm sorry that we're so much funnier than you, that we have normally proportioned faces, and that we're not giant ogres. Oops... I did I just say that? I obviously didn't mean any of that, because, as you said, I'm a "sweetheart". Fuck you, Grease Monkey. And guess what? You are dumb enough.
...WALL: Just for future reference, the actual word is "wall", and those things in front of it? Yeah, they're ellipses, and they're not attached to the word wall. Please go to fucking English class once in awhile instead of ditching to hang out in your school's bathroom's [cause that's just soooo cool].
YO: You're not black. In fact, you're really, really white. Please stop using ghetto slang like this, because really it's just an embarrassment to EVERYONE who reads it.


And, just as a closing note, the fact that we're BEST FRIENDS with them does not make us fucking stalkers. The fact that you have codenames for them, and fucking dumbassed ones at that, makes YOU a stalker. I wish you could see yourself as everyone else sees you, because you would, well, SHOULD, be appalled. Please go back to wherever you came from and leave my friends and I out of your shit.


Love


M


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