You really want to know? Okay, 58. Yup, so when I disappear one day, and all of my clothes are at home. ALL OF THEM. You'll know where I am. Well, I hope I'm wearing clothes when I get attacked, so maybe a t-shirt and a pair of shorts will be gone... And whatever else I choose to wear on that fateful day... Jeez, I might have to start locking my windows and jamming a chair under my door handle now.
You are correct in wondering why someone would want to steal me. Especially a sex offender. Well, I've heard they like slacker children who have a B in Acc. Alg. II and don't do their Acc. English project until mere hours before it's due. That's just something I've heard though. Could be true, or it could be blasphemy.
Well... I've discovered a new song that puts all the other ones to shame. It's dirty and raunchy, but it's amazing.
It is a cover of "Baby I Got Your Money" originally by Ol' Dirty Bastard, but now SAY ANYTHING!!!
Lyrics~
Ohhh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
It's on
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby
You give me your number, I call you up
You act like your pussy don't interrupt
I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem with you not fucking me
Baby you know I'll take care of you
Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? No its bad bitch
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my Cristal
Bitches, nword put away your pistols
Bemis won't be having it in this house
Cause bitch I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my calm voice
You couldn't get another nword, hoochie won't get moist
If you wana look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money[x2]
Yo! So I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear, "Wanna be with me?"
You wana look pretty though, in my video
Ol' Bemis on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance! If you caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop! I'll put the killer ants in your pants
I'm the M-A-B as you can see
FBI, don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems cause I put you down
In the ground where you cannot be found
I'm just Bem dog trying to make sum money
So give me my streaks and give me my honey
Radio, yes all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and you love me!
None of you nmph better look at me funny
Nmph you know my name now give me my money
Sing it, sing it girls! Sing it right now!
Yo, if Bemis want his money
Just give him his money
That's how I like girl
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy
Yo, yo!
Nword playing in the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out let me hold it tight
You looking at my wrist saying "it's so nice"
The price bitch is diamonds shining disco light
You better help me solve my problem
Or I'll get this money and rob them
Lucky dig when I won the lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying (ryllos?)
You can call me Bemis, and then lift up your skirt
And you want this Bemis, god made Bem and Bem will bust your ass
Stop annoying me, yeah! I play my music loud
t takes the bastard ol' Bemis, to move the crowd
They say he had his balls in his mouth
Sysco taught me that back in the house
But give me my money!
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money[x2]
Jeez. Max Bemis does the best voices, and this song is no joke. It's sick. Yup, ghetto slang right there. Rubbing off already. Is it a problem that I walk around singing "you can call me Bemis and then lift up your skirt" in my head? I think it is. Alex and I were singing this on the car ride to Confirmation. Nothing to get you in the spirit like dirty songs. Then we broke out in Hollaback Boy. Yes, he knows that. I know, I worry for him too...
Well, you can have a picture for your reading efforts I guess... This is me in my dress, please don't laugh, english is making my extremely fragile right now. I apologize for looking pregnant in this, the wind was blowing it. Funny story, by the way. Okay, so we had to go get formal pictures, and as I was walking in, the wind totally blew my dress up. Think Marilyn Monroe? I kid you not. Thankfully Alli and Connor didn't seem to notice. It would have been bad. Terrible... Well, that's all for now, you may get back to your lives.
9 comments:
I love it Maddy. The dress. You should wear it to the band thing. I have absolutely nothing for that. Well, I could just leave all my clothes at home like you...
Hey maddy...where can u find that song on the internet????
aww, you look nice maddy. so much better than me on my confirmation day. wow, won't go into that. all of you are just getting 'firmed now. i was like, two years ago. we got a slacker church.
...acc. english ii?
firstly, iwouldtotallystealyou/stetts. I WILL NOT BE WEARING THAT. Especially in front of people
and you could totally leave all your clothes at home.
Haley, you probably can't, but i can email it to you
Melly, thanks, even hag said i did. which is a compliment from him.
yeah, i'm just that advanced, you never noticed? lol
hag? that's an awful name...
unless you're talking about wallenberg
that's what i call my brother. it totally fits
ok so when are u going to send me that song I HAVE BEEN WAITING!!!!...jk...ttyl...o ya i forgot to tell you that i am moving so you might never see me again unless hailee invits me out to the cabin before may 25th. My parents are getting a divorice so my mom, me and sister are moving to kansas so i shall see if hailee will maybe invit me over to the cabin this weekend...:)see ye later Maddy....O ya better update your blog pretty soon so i can read some more of it...as a matter of fact i am pretty sure hailee and her dad are out to the cabin eating supper right now...well i think that is all i have to say for now...talk to ya later...BYE!!!
YOU LOOK SO AMAZING!
thanks zoey, i love you too!
1 and 1/2 WEEKS!!!
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